RV
RV stands for Rich Humor!!
HOLLYWOOD - You can stop looking for a big huge comedy smash–it just arrived… in an RV! It’s this year’s biggest, loudest, gas-guzzlingest, human- excrement-sprayingest, fastest, loosest, out-of-controlest cross-country comedy road trip of the year! In this feisty retelling of the cinema’s timeless Vacation Cycle, Robin Williams stars as Chevy Chase, […]
FUN WITH DICK AND JANE
Mal Valour is on vacation this week, so he files this “DVD Spotlight” review from his time-share condo in Sanibel, Florida.
Fun Was Never This Much Fun!!
HOLLYWOOD - If you’re in the mood for fun, stay home this weekend - and see Fun with Dick and Jane- on DVD!Hollywood has revived itself by offering us a […]
The Wild
You’ll Be Wild about THE WILD!
HOLLYWOOD - Looking for a hip new animal-ated movie? Tired of bringing the kids to see Ice Age 2 again and again? Well take a trip to The Wild - and see the wildest animation comedy smash of the year!
The Wild is the debut film for director Steve “Spaz” […]
BENCHWARMERS
A HOME RUN OF LAUGHS!
HOLLYWOOD - Get ready to play ball - balled up on the floor with laughter, that is! Benchwarmers is stepping up to the plate to become the comedy hit of the season!
The big-wigs in Hollywood decided not to preview Benchwarmers for the press, so we’ll have to do a lot of […]
BASIC INSTINCT 2
BASIC-ALLY BRILLIANT!
HOLLYWOOD - It’s the eye-popping, heart-pounding, pants-bulging thriller of the season! If you thought Basic Instinct 1 was sexy, and you can’t wait for Basic Instinct 3, you sure won’t want to miss Basic Instinct 2!
Sharon Stone is once again brilliant in the role of a walking vagina - a deadly vagina with hair […]
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
“R” GITS GOT DUN REEL GOOD!
HOLLYWOOD - Get ready to laugh, America! Need a comedy smash? Larry the Cable Guy will “Git-R-Done!” the “R” gitting done in this case being the comedy hit of the year!
I haven’t actually seen the film yet, but the clips I’ve seen will have you tearing out your mullet with […]
V for Vendetta
March 17, 2006
V for Vendetta
V for Vantastic Entertainment!
HOLLYWOOD -Action, romance, buildings blowing up and costumes - there’s something for everybody in V for Vendetta! This movie has Oscar™®© spray-painted all over it. Hang on for the summer movie ride of the winter season! V for Vendetta will have you grabbing the back of your seat!
A […]
Failure to Launch
March 10, 2006
Failure to Launch
This Failure’s a Triumph!
HOLLYWOOD -You’ll fail not to love Failure to Launch, the feel-good, see-it-again head-over-heels romance that will have you falling in love with itself!
Sarah Jessica Parker, who won America’s heart in Sex in the City and all those cosmetic ads, plays Paula, the woman who just might […]
Ultraviolent
March 3, 2006
Ulraviolent
Ultra-riffic!
HOLLYWOOD - hang on to your cupholder and get ready for the ride of your life! Ultraviolent packs a punch aimed straight for your heart! It’s the heart-stopping, pulse-pounding, mind-blowing thrill-ride of the year, and it won’t stop until the movie ends!
Set in a futuristic 21st century, a race of mutants called homophages […]
