JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
John Tucker must be the funniest movie of the year!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Summer’s hot and getting hot-hot-hotter with the super-sexy nice-and-nasty girls-just-wanna-have-revenge comedy smash of the summer! John Tucker Must Die has it all: handsome guys, pretty gals, anger, betrayal and flat-out laughs that never stop coming. I guarantee that when I see this movie […]
Weekly Blurb Host Collapses While Reviewing Shyamalan Film
HOLLYWOOD - Weekly Blurb host Mal Valour is in the hospital recuperating from what doctors described as “an emotional breakdown,” possibly triggered when Mal attempted to give a positive review to M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water.
If he doesn’t die, Mal will return in a week with all new Reviews You Can Really Use! […]
YOU, ME AND DUPREE
You, me, them, us and non-stop laughter!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Oh, my ribs! I just saw the press material for You, Me and Dupree, and I couldn’t stop laughing! This riotously funny comedy is moving in to sleep on the couch of your heart and stink up your bathroom with laughs!
Carl and Molly (Matt Dillon and […]
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST
Set Sail for the Best Movie of the Summer !!!
HOLLYWOOD - Harg, what’s that I sees on the horizon, boyo? It be the thrillingest yarn this side o’ the Pillows of Hercules! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is sailing at full throttle and coming about at your local theater to lay […]
