The Weekly Blurb

Have a movie? Want it to be a hit? Don’t have the clout, the time, the energy or the talent to make it an international critical success? Realized that it might be the worst movie since Xanadu? You’ve come to the right place.

We at The Weekly Blurb believe that every film, no matter how good or bad, deserves a blurb - a nice, punchy, positive bit of praise that can be pulled out here and pasted in your movie’s advertising. And the Blurb is free - help yourself to any quote and use it any way you choose. You can even pull a blurb for a different movie and use it in yours. You’d do it if you could anyway, so why not do it here.

Why do we do what we do? We don’t know. Maybe it’s some desperate need for attention, a strange cumpulsion to see our words in print. We’re not sure. We’re trying to figure it out. All we know is that if you have a movie, we want to be Your Dependable Hollywood Quote Whore.