JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
John Tucker must be the funniest movie of the year!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Summer’s hot and getting hot-hot-hotter with the super-sexy nice-and-nasty girls-just-wanna-have-revenge comedy smash of the summer! John Tucker Must Die has it all: handsome guys, pretty gals, anger, betrayal and flat-out laughs that never stop coming. I guarantee that when I see this movie […]
YOU, ME AND DUPREE
You, me, them, us and non-stop laughter!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Oh, my ribs! I just saw the press material for You, Me and Dupree, and I couldn’t stop laughing! This riotously funny comedy is moving in to sleep on the couch of your heart and stink up your bathroom with laughs!
Carl and Molly (Matt Dillon and […]
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST
Set Sail for the Best Movie of the Summer !!!
HOLLYWOOD - Harg, what’s that I sees on the horizon, boyo? It be the thrillingest yarn this side o’ the Pillows of Hercules! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is sailing at full throttle and coming about at your local theater to lay […]
CARS
You’d better race to see Cars!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Oil crisis? What Oil crisis? Strap your family into the Hummer and take them all to see Cars, the high-octane family adventure that will have the whole family revving up their laugh engines and cheering from the starting line to the checkered flag!
In this delightful fantasy […]
THE DaVINCI CODE
This DaVinci’s a Masterpiece!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Prepare yourself for the most important movie in human history! The DaVinci Code is astonishing, a brilliant, heart-grabbing, brain-twisting puzzle filled with shocking revelations that will pin you to your seat, make you think and, just maybe, cause you to doubt the very existence of God! What more can […]
MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE III
Impossibly Great!!
HOLLYWOOD - Wow! There’s a new word for action in the dictionary and that word is Mission: Impossible III! Strap yourself in for a a nonstop adrenaline-fueled rocket sled of a thrill-packed, high-energy rollercoaster!
M:I:III beats every other summer film this year so far in heart-pounding, pulse-stopping, defibrillating action, making this must-see modern-day classic […]
RV
RV stands for Rich Humor!!
HOLLYWOOD - You can stop looking for a big huge comedy smash–it just arrived… in an RV! It’s this year’s biggest, loudest, gas-guzzlingest, human- excrement-sprayingest, fastest, loosest, out-of-controlest cross-country comedy road trip of the year! In this feisty retelling of the cinema’s timeless Vacation Cycle, Robin Williams stars as Chevy Chase, […]
BENCHWARMERS
A HOME RUN OF LAUGHS!
HOLLYWOOD - Get ready to play ball - balled up on the floor with laughter, that is! Benchwarmers is stepping up to the plate to become the comedy hit of the season!
The big-wigs in Hollywood decided not to preview Benchwarmers for the press, so we’ll have to do a lot of […]
BASIC INSTINCT 2
BASIC-ALLY BRILLIANT!
HOLLYWOOD - It’s the eye-popping, heart-pounding, pants-bulging thriller of the season! If you thought Basic Instinct 1 was sexy, and you can’t wait for Basic Instinct 3, you sure won’t want to miss Basic Instinct 2!
Sharon Stone is once again brilliant in the role of a walking vagina - a deadly vagina with hair […]
V for Vendetta
March 17, 2006
V for Vendetta
V for Vantastic Entertainment!
HOLLYWOOD -Action, romance, buildings blowing up and costumes - there’s something for everybody in V for Vendetta! This movie has Oscar™®© spray-painted all over it. Hang on for the summer movie ride of the winter season! V for Vendetta will have you grabbing the back of your seat!
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