The Weekly Blurb

It’s Covenan-terrific !!
HOLLYWOOD - If you’re looking to go to Hell - a hell of a good movie, that is, and don’t know witch - one to see, make a deal with the devil to see The Covenant - it’ll be the best damned deal you ever made!
At the exclusive Spenser boarding school, four young […]

Listen up, Oscar™®© !!
HOLLYWOOD - Forget those frivolous Talledega Nights, drive right by that Monster House. Move over, Lady in the Water; here’s the first summer movie ready to depress the hell out of the whole family! The Night Listener is a tour-de force of drama, a taut psychological thriller that’s achingly beautiful and […]

 
This Vice is habit-forming!!
HOLLYWOOD - The summer’s burning up now that the real Miami heat is coming to town! Miami Vice is without a doubt the the most entertainingly breathless movie of the year! It positively fires on all the goods and delivers the cylinders! Michael Mann has done it again like he’s never […]

In a word, Super-riffic !!!
HOLLYWOOD - Finally, a summer movie so great, so filled with drama, visual splendor and thrills, I’m actually thinking of paying to see it! Superman Returns is a triumph, a movie with powers far beyond those of other movies. A movie so good, this year Oscar™®© just might be wearing […]

So great you’ll want to hit replay, again and again!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Finally, it’s here - the third or fourth best movie of the summer! So far! Click is so delightfully charming, funny and inspiring, it had me reaching for the replay button time after time, until I remembered I was in a movie theater, […]

 
 You’ll want to rent this Lake House!!!
HOLLYWOOD - It’s a love story to span the ages - exactly two years! This summer, be sure you stop by The Lake House, a romance that sizzles with desire, mystery and that classic romantic theme, time travel. In only one summer movie will you see a love story […]

 
X-Man-Tastic!!!!
HOLLYWOOD - This is the summer movie America has been waiting for all week! X-Men: The Last Stand is the best X yet! It’s a flat-out, edge-of-your-throat, lump-in your-seat thrill-ride, guaranteed to melt your heart and dissolve your body into a billion molecules! No other movie in history has combined comic-book action, Oscar™®© -winning acting, […]

 
Impossibly Great!!
HOLLYWOOD - Wow!  There’s a new word for action in the dictionary and that word is Mission: Impossible III! Strap yourself in for a a nonstop adrenaline-fueled rocket sled of a thrill-packed, high-energy rollercoaster!
M:I:III beats every other summer film this year so far in heart-pounding, pulse-stopping, defibrillating action, making this must-see modern-day classic […]

 
RV stands for Rich Humor!!
HOLLYWOOD - You can stop looking for a big huge comedy smash–it just arrived… in an RV! It’s this year’s biggest, loudest, gas-guzzlingest, human- excrement-sprayingest, fastest, loosest, out-of-controlest cross-country comedy road trip of the year! In this feisty retelling of the cinema’s timeless Vacation Cycle, Robin Williams stars as Chevy Chase, […]

 Mal Valour is on vacation this week, so he files this “DVD Spotlight” review from his time-share condo in Sanibel, Florida.

 
Fun Was Never This Much Fun!!
HOLLYWOOD - If you’re in the mood for fun, stay home this weekend - and see Fun with Dick and Jane- on DVD!Hollywood has revived itself by offering us a […]