The Weekly Blurb

HOLLYWOOD - Weekly Blurb host Mal Valour is in the hospital recuperating from what doctors described as “an emotional breakdown,” possibly triggered when Mal attempted to give a positive review to M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water.
If he doesn’t die, Mal will return in a week with all new Reviews You Can Really Use! […]

It’ll break you up with laughter!!!
HOLLYWOOD - Oh, the sordid, selfish empty lives we lead… were never as much fun as they are in The Break-Up! It’s the feel-good-about-feeling-sorry-for-yourself comedy romance you’ll want to see again and again! I went to see The Omen instead, but the trailers and clips tell me that The […]

 
Unsinkably Terrific!!
HOLLYWOOD - All aboard - for disaster! Poseidon is is setting sail for action, adventure and fiery, explosive romance! Not since Titanic has a movie had you grabbing for your seat and reaching for a life preserver at the same time! This is the summer blockbuster that will keep you thrilled until The DaVinci […]

 
You’ll Be Wild about THE WILD!
HOLLYWOOD - Looking for a hip new animal-ated movie? Tired of bringing the kids to see Ice Age 2 again and again? Well take a trip to The Wild - and see the wildest animation comedy smash of the year!
The Wild is the debut film for director Steve “Spaz” […]

 
 “R” GITS GOT DUN REEL GOOD! 
HOLLYWOOD - Get ready to laugh, America! Need a comedy smash? Larry the Cable Guy will “Git-R-Done!” the “R” gitting done in this case being the comedy hit of the year!
I haven’t actually seen the film yet, but the clips I’ve seen will have you tearing out your mullet with […]